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ROASTITECTS
Four parodied starchitects in a PG Wodehouse–style comedy of manners. Upload any render or photo and watch Zaha Habib, Rain Koolhas, Krank Gehry, and Santia Go Kala Trava roast the design with witty banter.
Zaha Hadid
Queen of Parametricism
"The surface must flow, not terminate — every edge in this design is a missed opportunity for continuity."
Rem Koolhaas
The Urbanist
"This form tells me nothing about who uses the building or how — it is image without content."
Frank Gehry
The Sculptor
"The facade is not telling me anything about what happens inside — it is a surface, not an expression."
Santiago Calatrava
The Engineer
"What I am asking is simple: does this structure express how the forces move through it, or does it conceal them?"
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